I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
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Surprise Poop
I had a bit of a stomach ache after lunch. I ate two very cheesy gnocchi and risotto dishes, so I figured the dairy was giving me gas pains. Despite the discomfort, I was still able to work and run some errands around the city. I farted a few times
Grandma Said Knock You Out
I had lunch with my senile 90 year old grandmother the other day. She had to use the bathroom, so I helped her up and held her hand as we walked to the ladies room. As soon as we made it to the toilet, she dropped her pants and sat
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