As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m
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Overheard Today
Eavesdropping on a neighboring conversion is often fun and amusing. Today’s convo: I just went into the bathroom to shit. All of a sudden someone stormed in, went to the last stall, and slammed the door. That person put down a bunch of bags, and I couldn’t help but notice
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
