I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
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Poop Charmer
I hate going to Walmart, but sometimes you just can’t pass up their low unbeatable prices. I went today to buy a few disposable items for my home, and while I was strolling the aisles a young sales associate started chatting with me. As he was talking I had a
A Sphincter Says What?
When I’m regular, I usually poop between 10 and 11am in the office bathroom. Today I was not regular. I felt bloated, but I didn’t have the urge to poop. I went to the gym during my lunch break. I still had not pooped yet and I didn’t need to,
