I am still eating peanut butter, and it is still giving me horrendous farts. I took a shower and right when I reached for my towel, I farted a diarrhea-smelly fart. I wasn’t sure if the vibrations I felt from the toot were because of the shower water still in
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Breakfast fart
I said Brrrrrr it’s cold in here! I was walking to my office in my puffy trench coat and I let out a little stinker. It smelled pretty bad, and the rotten air was coming up from my pants through my coat neck hole. I made it to my chair
See you later, Old friend!
My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
