Yellow Sailors on a Brown Boat

I am always excited to see my poopies after I eat a meal with a side of corn. I had a spicy dish with my corn, so the poop came out hot and mushy. The corn was nicely embedded into the turds, but because the logs were soft, kernels were escaping from them and floating to the surface of the toilet water. It was as if the little yellow sailors were abandoning their sunken ship and swimming up for air. Most made it to safety to the surface until a giant whirlpool sucked them down into Never Neverland.

that's corny!

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