smelly romance

taken from newyork.craigslist.org: http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mis/1494504262.html

You farted in Trader Joe’s – m4w (Danbury, CT)

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

You farted in Trader Joe's
You farted in Trader Joe's

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  1. T Blog | | Reply

    Awesome blog! Loving it! 🙂

  2. Jesse | | Reply

    i just choked on my pizza while reading this hehe

  3. nicknick | | Reply

    How sweet 🙂 Maybe the fact that I avoid farting in public cause that I’m still alone… Maybe I should be more brave in farting in front of random girls and one day I’ll meet ‘that one’ who’ll get charmed by it 😛

    • pooter | | Reply

      You’ll never know until you try it! 😉

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