hey poo and fart heads. hope you guys had a great Easter weekend. if you remember from my last post, i ate a 1/2 lb of beef, and usually i get super constipated after eating that much beef. but aunt ruby unexpectedly visited me that friday, and you know how my bowels get when the red river flows… yep. the bowels work overtime. so instead of not sitting on the toilet, i visited the bathroom about 3 times a day over the weekend. i must have lost a couple of pounds. unfortunately i didnt realize i would get my monthly visitor that friday, so i soiled another pair of undies. lol. dangit i hate them blood stains!