oh boy. i guess all my colon cleansing from the weekend has finally caught up with me. either my colon is completely empty now (which i highly doubt) or i am severely constipated. im sure its the latter. maybe all that beef i ate is finally settling in and clogging up my intestines. whatever the case, i feel really bottom-heavy. im hoping my next dump will be 5lbs of turd. that would be poo euphoria.