softserve butt dispenser

is it safe to eat mayo that expired in october 2009 if it hasn’t been opened and has been refrigerated since its purchase?

i made myself a sandwich last night and asked myself that question as i peeled back the sealed top from the mayo. i also inspected the taste before lathering it on my sandwich. smelled fine. tasted fine. must be ok to eat.

today i have taken 3 dumps. nothing unusual, but its barely 2pm, and my intestines feel like they may squeeze out some more mush in the form of softserve chocolate ice cream. so the answer to the above question would be no.

on the bright side, ive finished a book and am well into another book.

smooth and creamy

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