How rude.

I have really smelly poops. I personally think they smell as normal as any other poop, but according to my dog, the smell is unbearable. My dog loves to sniff his own poo, sniff other dogs’ poo, hell.. he even likes to lick dog poo. But when he comes around while I’m on the toilet pinching a loaf, he does a quick sniff of the open area between the seat and the bowl, snoots, blows snot out of his nose (like he’s trying to blow the unbearable smell of my poo out of his nostrils), and runs away. It’s a little insulting.

This is how my dog reacts to my ass

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  1. Catherine | | Reply

    Lol! I too have really smelly poops, although I didn’t have to find out from a dog – my college roommates were never shy about letting me know.

  2. pooter | | Reply

    Hehe.. In college, I used my friend’s bathroom to take a dump. She asked me if I could light a match when I was done, but I told her it didn’t smell that bad (I seriously thought it didn’t!). She walked in and ran back out. Oops 🙂

  3. Catherine | | Reply

    Haha! I had a similar experience at a friend’s apartment. I used her bathroom to unload what I thought was an average, unremarkable poo in terms of fragrance. She didn’t have a fan or air freshener, but there was a small scented candle, so I lit it. About 10 or 15 minutes later, she went in to pee. Enough time for the air to clear, right? Nope! She came running back into the living room yelling “Jeez Cat, what did you DO to my bathroom?” I sheepishly replied, “But…I lit the candle!” I guess the tiny candle wasn’t enough…

  4. pooter | | Reply

    LOL your poor friend!!

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