I am pooping my normal mild logs now after yesterday’s fiasco. I guess stinky poops and farts were on my mind all day yesterday because last night I dreamed that I kept farting little silent but violent pockets of stank everywhere I went. Even in my dream the farts smelled awful, and I kept trying to escape from them, but the smell would follow me everywhere like a dark, ominous cloud. I was actually afraid. Very afraid.