I finally pooped today, albeit it was a small and unsatisfactory poop. As I finished, my 60 year old coworker rushed in to pee. After she finished, she made the biggest, loudest, longest wet bean fart that lasted for an eternity. It was no joke. There was some hardcore sputtering. Moments later, she peed again as if she didn’t just spray it 20 seconds ago. It was awesome. When I am 60, I hope to accomplish the same achievements my coworker demonstrated today.