Still constipated. I’ve pooped little pebbles here and there, but all this leftover Halloween candy is clogging up my insides! The smart thing to do would be to stop eating the candy, but that is wasteful, and I do not like to waste such precious delicacies. So I guess I’ll pack on the pounds from the sugary goodness (and pounds of poop lodged inside my butt).

Some days you feel like a PC

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