Eating large quantities of candy gives me constipation. Strangely, the more candy I eat, the less I shit. However, I just discovered a delicious confectionery that makes me go number three (diarrhea)… Mentos!! I ate two rolls of the Freshmaker, and the next day I shat through a screen door. It was quite smelly and amazing. I looked in the bowl to see my masterpiece of gobbledygoo; I think I lost a full pound. Thank you, Freshmaker!