I Miss You, Poo

I hate that after I experience mass exodus of diarrhea, I have days of nothingness exiting my butt. I haven’t pooped since my Mentos episode. Three days. It’s like my digestive system cleaned everything out, and I have nothing left to poo. Except I do because my butt feels mighty heavy. I prefer not to down another few rolls of Mentos in order to have a bowel movement (that day I ran to the toilet four times with explosive diarrhea). Maybe if I do some jumping jacks the gravity will get the bowels moving down. But most likely it’ll just make me fart a few times.

I need a poop button

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