May the Force Pee with You

Overheard:

The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then she starting talking about pushing at the right time.. like she said ‘You don’t wanna push at the wrong time and mess up. You want stuff to happen naturally.’ Then she went into all these other scenarios about things that could go wrong like ‘bad wipes.’ So just a few minutes ago I went to the bathroom, and I totally heard her voice in my head. She’s like Obi-Wan of pooping: ‘Use the force.. but only at the right time.’

The force is strong with this one.

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