Ninja Farts

I was chatting with my friend online when he suddenly messaged: “OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!” Then right at that moment I smelled something that smelled like shit. I was thinking, “OMG I can SMELL your shit!!” until I realized it was my cubemate that just farted. Damn you, cubemate! It was silent but very violent.

My cubemate's farts come out so quietly and deadly!

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