Special Turd

After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make a small curve, but rarely is it long enough to look like the letter S. If I see an S-turd in the toilet, it’s like a special treat from my butt, and watching it flush down the toilet is an even bigger treat. I know I’m not the only one who likes to see turds get sucked into a black hole. Especially when it folds in on itself as it’s going into the pipes. What a treat.

The S stands for Special

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