Itchy

It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the other end was peeking above the water level. It made me smile, until I wiped. That’s when I realized my turd had molested my butthole. There was a little bit of blood on the toilet paper. TMI? Sorry. My butthole’s gonna be itchy for the rest of the day now. I’m going to be squirming in my seat.

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