Toilet Love

I got a new toilet, and it is fabulous. The bowl is deep, and the water level is low so when I drop a turd torpedo there is no back splash. I no longer have to sit at the edge of the toilet seat to avoid any poo water splashing my cheeks. I can now rest the majority of my thighs on the comfortable contouring seat, so my legs are safe from falling asleep when I’m taking a dump. This toilet is a game changer. I no longer fear the poop splash! Thank you, Capizzi toilet.

Poop YES! Splash NO!

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