Sorry

Dear leftover refrigerated chicken meat,

You looked delicious in the container, but when I popped the lid your stench hit me hard in the face. Why do you smell like fart? I did not microwave you, and you’ve already stunk up the office. My coworkers are angry. Please say you’re sorry as I eat you.

Love,
Me

:-/

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