| Type: | Clumpy, small, irregular solid chunks. Needed the Squatty Potty to help pinch out every piece. |
| Smell: | Like raw sewage. |
| Where: | Bedroom bathroom |
| Time: | 4:57 PM — Was too busy at work to poop. Had a turtle head on the way home. |
| Duration: | Poo from start to finish took six minutes. Stayed on toilet for 15 minutes in case of residual poo (also because I was on my iPhone looking through Instagram). Thighs were numb. |
| What I ate: | Lunch consisted of BBQ leftovers and mac ‘n cheese. Breakfast was a glass of Kefir. |
| Poo Satisfaction: | 5 out of 10. Wasn’t much. Left minimal streak marks in toilet as a gift for my husband. |
