||Clumpy, small, irregular solid chunks. Needed the Squatty Potty to help pinch out every piece.
||Like raw sewage.
||4:57 PM — Was too busy at work to poop. Had a turtle head on the way home.
||Poo from start to finish took six minutes. Stayed on toilet for 15 minutes in case of residual poo (also because I was on my iPhone looking through Instagram). Thighs were numb.
|What I ate:
||Lunch consisted of BBQ leftovers and mac ‘n cheese. Breakfast was a glass of Kefir.
||5 out of 10. Wasn’t much. Left minimal streak marks in toilet as a gift for my husband.