I was at the gym on Sunday. It’s usually pretty crowded on the weekends, and I had a spot on the TRX. There was a guy behind me doing some intense ab workouts on the floor. Halfway through my exercise I hear the loudest, bubbliest, wettest anal anthem behind me.
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
Wipe It.
Public restroom urine-soaked toilet seats: wipe clean before use or don’t wipe? I was having this discussion with a male friend and he says don’t wipe. Easy for him, he doesn’t have to squat to pee. If I had a dong I could fling out and aim away from myself,
