I was out having lunch the other day, and I had to use the bathroom. I fear public bathrooms because I am a germaphobe, so I had to psych myself up as I walked in the door. All the stalls were taken, so when I saw a door open, I
Fart Dodge
It is super hot and sunny and humid and muggy here. It’s so disgusting that it’s hard to breathe. I was at a very large and busy crosswalk on Broadway, packed in between people like sardines, waiting for the light to turn green. The girl in front of me whispers
Itchy
It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the
