Overheard: The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then
bathroom
Emergency
I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was
Fizz Fizz Plop Plop
I missed an awesome pooping opportunity, and now I have messed up my bowels. I don’t usually drink Coca Cola (I consume one can every few months, and I rarely finish an entire can), but when I do treat myself to a can of delicious fizzy syrup, it gives me
