Funky Fresh

Oh, man.. or more like oh, woman. I was washing my hands in the office bathroom when a coworker walked in and used the stall adjacent to the sink. As soon as she dropped trou, an unbearable fishy stench filled the area. I wonder if she knew I could smell

Oops

I went to the bathroom to relieve myself, and as soon as I walked in the thick smell of diarrhea hit my nose. The air was damp and moist, and the fumes were making my eyes water. I instinctively blurted out an UGH!! as I was walking to the stall.