meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my buttocks, a fart escaped. i tooted a sweet sounding note out my arse. good thing i was wearing a puffy trench coat to mask the sound. bad thing i was wearing a puffy trench coat because it absorbed the smell, only revealing the stink when i sat down and a pfft of air came up from the coat. my own fart almost knocked the wind out of me! sheesh