i gained 2lbs over the holidays. i know i know.. i didn’t follow my own expired yogurt regimen (i ran out and was too lazy to make a run to the grocery store.. excuses). but those two weeks of food gorging and weight gaining went down the drain (literally) yesterday. i shat like there was no tomorrow. i shat like a monster on Metamucil. multiple times. it was glorious. after all the pooping, i stood on the scale, and i heard angels singing and harps playing. i lost 2lbs by pooping.