Thumping Dump

I dropped a two pounder in the office toilet this morning. It was a surprise to me because I had a lot of carbs and meat last night for dinner, and those food groups usually give me constipation. Instead I pushed out a big long fat log. Yes, it hurt coming out. Yes, it tore my butthole a little. But Hell Yes it was an awesome and satisfying dump.

It went *thud* as it hit the bottom of the toilet bowl

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