I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped my pants and sat on the toilet and let it all out. It was a lot of gas. And it came out forcefully. It was so powerful that a turd popped out with my fart. I’m glad I didn’t fart at my desk.
You website is the best thing since sliced bread! And we totally need to have some kind of long distance farting contest someday, you sound like good competition lol
haha, it’s on!
rofl if you really want to, you can choose the medium to compete over (phone or whatever). I’ll put your skills to the test haha