I ate a Fiber One bar after lunch, and it gave me painful amounts of gas. I had just dumped at 11am this morning, so I knew if I farted it wouldn’t be stinky. But I didn’t want to take any chances, so I went to the bathroom. I dropped my pants and sat on the toilet and let it all out. It was a lot of gas. And it came out forcefully. It was so powerful that a turd popped out with my fart. I’m glad I didn’t fart at my desk.