Poopie Foodie

Taking a big dump is always a huge satisfaction. Taking a big dump and seeing recognizable traces of food you recently ate embedded in the dump is an even bigger satisfaction and exhilarating accomplishment. Last week I ate an excessive amount of squash. Later in the day I saw pieces of it sticking out of my logs. Such a cool feeling. Yesterday I ate corn just so I could see it in my poop. This morning after my dump, I looked to see some yellow sailors on a brown boat floating in the toilet water. Mega awesome feeling. Today I am eating spinach. It usually comes out wrapped around the dookie like seaweed wrapped around sushi. Can’t wait to see it. I might even take a picture.

Corn!

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