I have been going to yoga, and it’s been doing wonders for my intestines. Every stretch or bend, I feel like I am moving around and loosening up my bowels. This is great in that it helps me poo more regularly. But in class it’s not so great when I’m bending over and doing the downward dog pose or any position requiring me to stick my butt up in the air. Yoga class is the last place I want to fart; I wouldn’t want to disrupt anyone’s Zen. However, this was not the concern of the guy next to me. As he went in for the downward dog, his butt barked loud and hard. Then I laughed and disrupted everyone’s Zen.