I purchased a 1 1/2 lb package of chicken thighs at the grocery store, and I cooked it all for lunch today. I planned to eat only 1/2 lb for lunch since I’m on my pre-wedding diet, 1/2 lb for dinner, and the last 1/2 lb for lunch tomorrow. The
turd
Painful Bliss
I have no self control when it comes to snacks. If you give me a giant bag of chips, I will sit there and stuff my face until the bag is empty. I don’t eat it all out of hunger, I just can’t stop shoving food into my mouth when
Chocolate Surprise
Update from March 27: I didn’t poop in a bag. I was able to hold in my turd up until the last second that the construction guys finished. They left, and I made my deposit in the porcelain dropbox. It didn’t feel like I had a lot to release, but
