I got a new toilet, and it is fabulous. The bowl is deep, and the water level is low so when I drop a turd torpedo there is no back splash. I no longer have to sit at the edge of the toilet seat to avoid any poo water splashing
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Karma
My fiancé is a pro at throwing farts, and he is extremely proud of this skill. The first time I saw him catch a fart, I thought he was picking his butt. I looked at him with disgust and called him out. He coyly smiled and then immediately put his
Toilet Detour
My building is undergoing plumbing renovations, so maintenance has been going in and out of my apartment bathroom. I opted to work from home today, and unfortunately for me the maintenance crew knocked on my door before I had my morning bowel movement. It wasn’t until an hour after they
