It’s a Boy! (I think)

Congratulations are in order. I had twins today. Two identical baby boys (or girls, I couldn’t really tell). They looked to be about the same size with similar lumpinesses. The first one came out this morning at 10:35am, weighing 6.7 ounces and measuring 7 glorious inches. Baby number two came out around 2:15pm, weighing 6.1 ounces and measuring just under 7 inches. No, I did not fish out my turds and measure them, I just eye-balled them. As with any mother, I fell in love when I first laid my eyes on my precious babies, but then I said my goodbyes and flushed them down to Never Neverland. They’ll be happier there anyway (’cause growing old and stinky sucks). Mom knows best.

The twins strongly resembled these

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