Ooph

My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely unexpected. I mean, I knew it would smell like dookie, but I was not prepared for that extra punch my turds had in store for me. I wiped quickly, and my dog and I ran away from the toilet as fast as possible.

Get away fast!

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