Brown Christmas

Hope everyone had a pleasant and wonderful Christmas. I went to a friend’s for a little get together. The house was nicely decorated. The food smelled wonderful. The Christmas spirit was in the air. Until I went to use the guest bathroom. I went to relieve myself with #1, and in the toilet was dried up, splattered remnants of #3.. diarrhea. I’d understand if a guest had just sputtered their butt juice all over the bowl, but this was crusted on the porcelain. I guess the host forgot to tidy up that area before the festivities began. Very disgusting and unappetizing, but I still went back to the plate I left on the table and finished my mashed potatoes spattered with brown gravy.

always delicious

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