It came. The mudslide I’ve been waiting for since last Friday has finally exited my butt. I’ve have a few mediocre turds since then, but nothing satisfactory. This morning’s poo session was glorious. At first it oozed out slowly, then it picked up the pace and started sputtering. My butt was spitting out mushy poo. By the end, there was a little over a pound of crap in the toilet that took three flushes to clear. I feel so skinny today.