I went overseas during the Thanksgiving holiday. Normally I suffer from travel constipation, but since I was in Asia and consumed gluttonous amounts of dirty street food, there was no shortage of dumps from my butt. Amazingly, I did not experience any explosive diarrhea during my travels. Just soft, long, and mushy poo. Some days I pooped three times. There was only one day where I did not poop at all, but the next morning I shat twice within an hour. It was glorious. My best pooping vacation ever. Thank you, unsanitary Asia street food!