Water does a body good, and it’s especially good to my bunghole. I know that I should hydrate myself and drink a lot of water, but I’m lazy and I don’t care. But for the past three weeks I’ve been forcing myself to drink more water, and it’s done wonders
Dream a little Dream of Pee
I’m a very light sleeper. When I wake up in the middle of the night, sometimes it takes me an hour or two to fall back asleep. It’s worse when I have to pee. Getting out of bed to use the toilet causes sensory overload, so it’s impossible to go
Live & Learn
My nose is a little stuffed from allergies. I can still slightly breathe through my nostrils, but my sense of smell is poorer than usual today. As I walked to the office bathroom, two women exited and one said to the other “Ooh, that felt good.” I knew what that
