Something magical happened this morning. I farted, and it smelled terrible. That could only mean one thing.. there was a turd sitting right inside my bunghole. It took a few minutes before I had a slight bowel movement. I went straight for the toilet and waited patiently for it to
No Shit
I’m still on the chicken-and-no-shits diet. Still eating chicken, still not shitting. And the chicken is straight up taunting me, too. I bulk boil chicken breast at the beginning of the week and refrigerate the rest. When I open the container, a waft of fart hits my face. Why does
Dumpin’ Donuts
This chicken, broccoli, water wedding diet is totally a no-shits-for-a-week diet. I’ve had tiny bowel movement fake outs where I’ll pop a squat, but after I’m done peeing there is no urge to push anything out. My “clean eats” keep me from feeling bloated, and that’s awesome, but not pooping
