There are a few things about myself that I am extremely proud of: being able to eat the same amount of or more food than most men, deadlifting 200% of my body weight, knowing the lyrics to all 80s songs, and pooping incredibly fast. I feel like I am constipated
Bathroom Buddies
I went to poop in the office bathroom, and when I sat down a lady colleague sat in the adjacent stall. We both opened our orifices at the same time and released our waste simultaneously; she peed and I pooped. She peed a long, steady stream, and my poo log
Some Ragret.
I’m visiting my parents this weekend. They took me out to dinner tonight, and since I have an extra cheat meal, I ordered a lot of food. The amount was probably equivalent to what I’d normally eat if I wasn’t on my pre-wedding diet, but since I’ve been on portion
