Seeing Green

I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of it was green. Then I remembered my cereal… Lucky Charms. My poop was not just tinted green, that shit was green green. Who knew just a few green clover marshmallows could turn everything inside you green? That leprechaun ain’t messin’ around.

Theyre Always After Me Lucky Charms!

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